Wanna Waste a Ton of Time?

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Wanna Waste a Ton of Time?


I may just have the answer for you.
Here are some blogs and tumblrs that you honestly could waste a LOT of time on.
Once you can pull yourself away from Pinterest that is.

 
You will be like oh my god, YES!  PTL I'm not the only one.
It's too funny.
Guilty!  lol.
Heck yeah!!
 
 
Some of these I am like ok that has never happened to me, but some I am like ding ding ding.
Like this one:
I am a big hater of songs when they first come out.
And then I am like OH love this!!  Whoops!
And this my friends, is why I'm NOT a hugger.  lol.


Yes Katie I STILL laugh every time I hear an Adele song because of what you posted from this site.
Hilarious.
4:30 in the morning trying to make a bottle + turning on the wrong switch = WIDE AWAKE

I can hear you all right now saying, oh my god, YES!


One of my FAVS!!
167. Make a habit of giving her simple, inexpensive gifts. When in doubt, a balloon on a string is always a big hit.
154. Introduce her to the joy of the bubble bath beard.
143. Always celebrate the small things.
123. Take her with you the next time you buy a major appliance. Make sure she hears you when you tell the salesman, “I’ll buy it today if you’ll throw in a new playhouse for my daughter.”


Perfect since boys are a whole new things for me:
386. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
257. If you offer to help, don’t quit until the job is done.
220. Until you are a doctor, never answer your phone at the table.
218. Help a buddy move.
206. Never turn down a girl’s invitation to dance.
103. Offer to carry a woman’s bags. Especially your mother’s.

Ok, so a totally random post but you will thank me later when you are bored and stuck on these sites for a few hours.
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12 comments :

Andrea said...

When I need a good laugh I read the best of damn you autocorrect. I laugh out loud in my office by myself. Some of them are hilarious!

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac

Nicole Hedden said...

lol... Just what I need! To have more distractions not to work... Hard enough as it is! JOKING. Can't wait to check them out.

Cassie said...

oh my goodness yes Andrea, too funny!! Do you watch Ellen, she has them on her show sometimes and I just laugh and laugh!!

Beth said...

Until you are a doctor, never answer your phone at the table. Hahaha! I had cleaning to do today, darn you!!!!!

Cassie said...

Seriously I was HORRIBLE with my phone at the table until I read that and I was like wow, so true! So when I get it out I am like no no, it's NOT that important.

Ha, and your welcome!!

Heather said...

Every time I find a website that I get sucked into, I silently go back to your blog to see if it's one that you suggested...because you always get me addicted to the most random sites.

Lara said...

I wish I had more time to waste! I haven't let myself check out pinterest yet. I'll just keep reading them off everyones blog...so keep em coming:)

Adrien said...

Should have never looked at this...haha. Have you ever read craigslisting? Oh my gosh SO FUNNY. This guy responds to and creates hilarious (and bogus) craigslist ads and messes with real people. It's so wrong...but so so funny.

hishttp://craigslisting.tumblr.com/

Katie said...

I like the tumblrs!! Just added them to my favorites!

Ashley Mitchell said...

I'm the same way with songs. HATE them when I first hear them and two weeks later IN LOVE!

Jackie said...

OMG...I love all of these....now I hve something to do when I am at work and get bored...which is a lot!! Thanks!!!

Katie said...

Dear Blank, Please Blank! I'm seriously on that website every day. Some of them are lame but then ones like the Adele post are just so true! Definitely bookmarked a few of these sights...as if I don't waste enough time on the internet :)