Celebrities and Their Babies....

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Celebrities and Their Babies....


I mean really, first off, the Momma's ALWAYS look glam.  Even if they are just out at the freaking market.  Which PS my ass wouldn't be caught dead in this heat at the market.  Especially if I made the kinda money these ladies are raking in.  The latest news is that Posh Spice had her baby.  When I saw her at the Royal Wedding and knew she was like just a few weeks ahead of me and probably only weighed as much as my left thigh, I wanted to drown myself in an even bigger bowl of ice cream.  And here she is just days before giving birth.
Really?  My boobs don't even look that good in a dress like that when I'm NOT pregnant.  And I'm sure it's still an XS.  Ugh.  And then the names.  I mean these poor babies.  Posh's baby girl is Harper Seven Beckham.  I do love Harper, but Seven?  Please tell me where that name was passed down from.  Boy oh boy they keep it interesting.  I mean how do you tell your Grandma, we are thinking about naming our baby Harper Seven.  Ha, Grandma would for sure think you are crazy.
And Jessica Alba.....adorable.
If someone tells me she is 33 weeks pregnant, I'm gona cry.  No joke.
And Natalie Portman just realsed her baby boy's name: Aleph Millepied.
Excuse me what?  Imagine taking down that name at Starbucks.....
And just when I complain about Cassie ALWAYS being said as Cathy, I get THIS in the mail....
Bahaha - welp, that's a new one to add to the list.
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10 comments :

Heather Rahn said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I am so calling you Caffie from here on out!!

Kacie said...

Caffie?!?!? I guess if you can't say your "s" it comes out sounding like an "f"....lol :)

Adrien said...

I wanna know how they keep from getting a FAT FACE like I always do when I'm pregnant. Blech!

Nice post, Caffie. :)

Cassie said...

ha right i guess i have a speech problem and i can't say my "s"s. lol. however i am leaning on the girl who i spoke to on the phone just wasn't the brightest.
and this package of information came from the Cord Blood Donors. Ha. Oh well. Hopefully they know how to handle my baby's cord blood better than they can take a message. lol.

Adrien - YES!! You have YET to see one with a spread nose, huge face, anything. makes me sick. oh well, the power of make and lots of money. lol.

Christine said...

and what about after they have the baby? they'll be back on the runway in like 4 weeks. so unrealistic. i guess if i had all the live in helps, nurses and crap - i'd be a stick too!

sblind2 said...

I was actually really impressed with Pink's name for her daughter...Willow Sage! It's not crazy...

BTW: when Emma and I saw you at the picnic she was like she is so tiny!! =) I agree...you are all belly!

Lara said...

Seven is David's jersey # back in London. I think its horrible to do that to your baby! Caffie, lol! Don't you think she would be second guessing that and just put an actual name....

Katie said...

Aleph Millepied?! Who does that to their child?!

Cassie said...

lara - wow i did not know that about the "seven" but it makes sense. let's hope he never changes his number. lol.

sarah - thanks, but i don't feel small at all!!

katie - i know right!! i was like WTF! lol.

Abbey said...

Yea all the pictures of celebs pre and post baby make me want to be sick - Maybe in my dream world I could have JLo's body...she had twins and bounced back HA I think I would have to go on a hunger strike for the REST OF MY LIFE and still have more lbs then JLO ahhh anyone know a good Lipo Dr. thats my only chances!!

I read somewhere online that not only was Seven - David's jersey number but also the baby was born in the
*7th hour on the 7th day of the 7th month -
Interesting but not "name" worthy! Although I am a big fan of Harper - different but cute! Now Aleph Millepied thats just dumb!