Can Someone Please

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Can Someone Please


Can someone please tell Old Navy that not all 37 year old women get pregnant and need to wear a dress.  I mean seriously, I just need a cute dress for a wedding in May that doens't make me look like I've been married for 15 years and have four kids and drive a mini van.  AND I will only be six months pregnant, not nine like all the women look in your pictures online.  Seriosuly, who would wear this?!!?
NOT this girl.
Or this.....

Really spaghetti straps?  You do know I'm pregnant and my boobs are like triple the size.
And don't even get me started on this one....
I know I can totally just go out and buy a normal dress just a size bigger but again with the whole boobs being three sizes bigger and yes this is for a wedding so the girls need to be tucked away for the ole J.C. and then to make it look like the front isn't three inches shorter than the back because of your belly.  Ugh.  And that's why I haven't posted all day folks.  Dress drama.  PTL for Spanx.
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8 comments :

Adrien said...

The only pair of maternity clothes I ever broke down and bought were jeans. :/ In the spring/summer I had much more luck with flowy skirts and cute tops. I was a big fan of the elastic waist, haha. (Mostly because of the problem you described with dresses being too short in the front and longer in the back.)

Pettijohn said...

I agree these are not attractive at all. Come on pregnant women need cute dressy stuff to.

Cassie said...

I wish I was more of a skirt girl. I'm pretty much just a pencil skirt girl and well, those are like outa the question. I just do not understand why maternity clothes are seriously made for people who are like late 30s. I mean there are some extremely fashionable women in their late 30s, don't get me wrong, but geesh, just something. Oh yeah and let's make that something REASONABLY priced. I mean I could go and look at the Nicole Richie maternity line and then pay over 100 bones for a dress I MIGHT wear twice.

Sorry - soap box. lol.

Heather Rahn said...
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Heather Rahn said...

I know you're probably not the Motherhood Maternity type, but I think this dress is cute...

http://www.motherhood.com/Product.asp?Product_Id=959270023&MasterCategory_Id=MC3

And it's cheap! It would look adorable with a little gray or white sweater over it.

Kim Luke said...

Dude I'm totally going with Heather on this one. Please buy that dress, so I can borrow it for the wedding I have in June!!! I'll even pay half!! :)

Kacie said...

Just looked at that dress online...SO CUTE!!

Cassie said...

Oh that dress is adorable - how the bridesmaids dresses are navy blue. Baha, that would be BAD! lol. But I did find a cute one at motherhood. Thank you all for your help!!