Really Taylor?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Really Taylor?



There is just something about this that is NOT right.
Sorry Taylor, I love you and your songs and how you know the perfect words to say to an ex, but you and Jake, no way.
Not like it's any of my business, but come on girl!!
Like you do know that he has two kids, right?
And you do know that you are like 20 and there is NOTHING about you that screams, "Hey kids, I could be your Step Mom."
And you know that he is almost 30?!?  (Nothing wrong with 30 Heather, I promise.)  But you are just a little baby.
He's a Dad, he's divorced, he has a retirement fund, wipes snotty noses and goes to school plays, you were still doing that like two years ago?
Whatever, I give it a week.  I mean it is December, right Taylor?  And we all know how the last relationship was in December. 
Anyways, I would just LOVE to hear the type of song you would write about this relationship; "Don't Call Me Momma."
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9 comments :

Heather Rahn said...

OMG dude...I almost peed myself reading this. All I can say is Daddy Complex much? And nice save on the age dig you got in there!

Meagan said...

wait a second....he has two kids?!?! why did i not know this?!

Heather Rahn said...

Kids or not...I don't understand how he can stand to be around her that long without wanting to punch her in the face.

It's seriously abnormal to be that frickin perky, girly and gushy all the time.

Cassie said...

Baha, totally agree!
Yeah a boy and a girl, Deacon and Ava. I think that's the boys name.

Anonymous said...

Cassie I love how you talk like you have playdates with them!!! You are cracking me up!

Trina

Anonymous said...

Cassie, Deacon and Ava are Reese Witherspoon's kids.

Jess

Cassie said...

Ha, don't you know Trina, we all live on the same street. Ha, I'm a mess, I know. lol. Oh well.

Adrien said...

Oh, Taylor...geez. I have to agree with everything you said, Cassie...this sounds like a break up song waiting to happen. Maybe that's the motivation, haha. Taylor needs some new material!

Meagan said...

Jess is correct...Deacon & Ava are Reese & Ryan Phillipe's (sp?) kids!! Jake & Reese just dated for a while!