Fast Cars and Freedom

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Fast Cars and Freedom


Ahhh, I promise, I will do whatever you want me to do God.  I will be good.  I won't curse.  I will go to church one extra day, WHATEVER you want.  Just please bring back my 14 month old, not this 14 YEAR old.  Lordy, I have no idea what happened to her.  She is drama (I have no idea where she gets it from......).  I love her to death but bloody hell, at least make this during a time when Momma can have a Coors Light.  lol.
She loves playing in the fridge.  Fine, whatever, let's cool down the house by keeping the fridge open a good majority of the time I am making dinner.  Fine, whatever makes her happy.  She loves cheese so when she yells at the drawer that the cheese is in I give her a piece.  She takes it and walks over to her high chair, ok, you would think she wants in her high chair, correct?  Ok, me too.  So I put her in her high chair and open up the cheese.  She gets all excited.  I start tearing it up and putting it on the tray.  And then the hands go a flying and so does the cheese.  And I get the look of, "Are you crazy woman, I don't want that cheese."  So I stop, get her out of her chair where she starts to roll around on the floor throwing a fit.  So I pick her back up, put her in the chair, try the cheese again.  Nada.  Whatever.  I give up.  So let's try some juice, no.  Animal crackers, no.  Mommy hold you, ok, wait that worked for like 30 seconds.  Nothing.  Drama-fied.
See what I mean?!?!  If looks could kill.  So what makes me baby happy, besides that damn binky.  This thing......

We recently brought it up from downstairs.  Stella got it for her birthday from her boyfriend Landon.  It even has a cute little license plate on the back that says 'Stella.'  I love it.  We have taken it for a few walks around the neighborhood, but boy oh boy the neighbors know we are coming the second we leave our house.  That baby is LOUD.  Well, the wheels are loud.  It's not like it has exhaust on it or anything.  lol.  Kidding.  And ever since we brought it up stairs she has been in love.  She will get on and off the thing 85 times.  However, it's meant for outside.  That's fine I will push you up and down the hall way a few times, but our house isn't that big so there is only so far she can go.  I have hardwood floor here Sis, not pavement.  But it makes her happy.  And don't even think about putting the car in the garage.  She will cry to the door like her Momma just left her.  So for the past couple of days I have lived with a giant car in my living room.  I'm sure it could be worse.... 
If it's like this now, what in the world will it be like at 16?!
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7 comments :

Heather Rahn said...

Hahahahahahahaha!!! I was laughing the entire time I was reading this thinking to myself "this would be a perfect commercial for birth control".

Cassie said...

Ha - oh yes!!! Lacie, my sister, was over last night when Stella was acting a fool and I said, if this isn't enough to make you go home and take your BC pill I don't know what is. lol.

Kim Luke said...

hahaha your welcome! :)
Love you Stella & your drama!!
Dane went on and on about her "cheeseing" yesterday! he was cracking up! LOL

Katie said...

hahaha she will get her way one way or another! That picture of her in the pink car with the pinky is hilarious. She is definitely giving you a look.

Mary said...

Hi Cassie!! Chrissy has been the same way lately. She throws fits all the time and for no reason at all. - Mary

Cassie said...

I feel your pain Mary! lol. Good luck!!

Jeroen and Mirella said...

Oh what a cute car!!!
Thanks for sharing this post, love it!!!